You need to know the truth about why they’re so grotesque, and what to do about it. Let me ask some direct questions. Were you in bed? Were you ramping up to a promising cuddle? Did she suddenly yelp ...

Dear Reader: It’s been my experience that toenails get a little unruly as we get older. They seem to fit the toes perfectly well for decades, and then they start doing funny things — the sides start ...