With some extra help from ‘Love Island’ star Cely Vazquez.
IMHO, texting pickup lines are wiiiildly misunderstood. Somewhere along the way, they got lumped in with corny bar jokes and dry text messages that start with “hey beautiful,” which is unfair, frankly ...
Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and fictitious. All attributions in this article are not genuine, and this story should be read in the context of pure entertainment only. ‘Twas the ...
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