My co-worker on why he was late: “I Q-Tipped my ears last night, and went too far into my left ear. My alarm was on the left ...

Add Yahoo as a preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. Teachers share the best excuses. Kindergarten through 12th grade teachers and college professors have heard every excuse in the ...

While some people did use this excuse saying they were in an accident, we don’t recommend that (karma). It’s better to say that there was a car accident and that the road is closed so you can’t get to ...

I need to go walk my pet chicken. Shoot, I only checked Facebook 12 times today. Better check in, just in case I missed someone’s fascinating update. I wonder if there are any new recipes posted on ...